cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
me: yea bc you saw this big ass kush blunt and wanna hit it
cop: fuck yea bruh
i want to trust you, but you make it so fucking hard… i can’t take this, thinking is making me go crazy
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this